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OI GET A FAGSHIP!!!!11!
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Accounts of the Meeting from 5/31/13 to 6/11/13 (9.197.013.M[N/A] – 9.228.013.M[N/A])
[The purpose of this meeting is for an assault on neighboring systems of Sol, conquering all planets for Chaos (and one WAAAGH!!!) to prevent this unknown planet from spreading throughout the Galaxy. This was part of a Crusade by the dreaded Eliphas the Inheritor, who claims to be the conqueror of Kronus. Regardless of whether or not that's true, the Gods of the Warp still smile brightly upon him for his many massacres on the planet before he left.
He is joined by some of his own Warband: Gluttonicous, A powerful Slaaneshi Sorcerer and the Warband's Chef. He has not seen many battles, and has died several times, only being resurrected to keep Eliphas' crew fed; MTHERULERMAN, who was part of an experimental era of pre-Imperial, pre-genetically enhanced Space Marines under a private branch of the Military which he calls the UAC. His own explanation as to how he became the Chaos Space Marine is faulty and most likely false, as he seems to be permanently brain-damaged from taking too many combat-stimulants; And Morgus, who has just joined Eliphas' crew since most of his Warband split up after a run-in with Dark Angels. He is fat. Like, REALLY fat.
They are also joined by Krannon the Relentless, Head of the Legion known as the Crimson Slaughter. He is here to see if causing an entire planet of people to turn to Chaos will finally end the voices in his and his legion's heads. Also joining them is Warboss Skarrgutt, a Warboss that takes pride in the toughness of his Boyz, and brags about how he and his Nobz took down a Tyranid Trygon Prime. It has become a Big Fish story, as it gets grander and grander each time, and the actual feat is most likely minor when looking at the odds.
They are all meeting on Eliphas' flagship, which will be the flagship of this invasion.
The Meeting begins]
Eliphas: So, we all know why we're here, so let's get down to buis-
MTHERULERMAN: *PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST* ELIPHAAAAAAAAAAAAS
I HAFF TOO PESS
BADD
Eliphas: [Even through the Inheritor's helmet, it was clear Eliphas was annoyed]
[Sighs]
[…] Didn't you go before the meeting started?
MTHERULERMAN: OI TRAID
BUTT DEN A SLAANESHI FOGGAT LOOKD AT MEE
SOA OI KILLD HIM
ANN OI FOARGOT TOO GOA
Gluttonicous: [sits there, possibly a little offended]
Morgus: Oh! It's okay, man!
[Pulls out a plastic bottle with a little bit of torn paper on the sides. There is a fair amount of Yellow liquid inside]
Gluttonicous: [quickly backs away]
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!
Krannon: [Laughing like a small child]
Skarrgutt: [gives a confused look]
Eliphas: MORGUS, YOU IMPUDENT FUCK!
Skarrgutt: Wot; do ya 'umies usually go in a bottle?
Morgus: Well, no, but I'm usually on the road, so…
MTHERULERMAN: [At this point, MTHERULERMAN is already running on the table toward Morgus]
GIMME DAT
[Grabs the bottle, jumps over Morgus, and runs toward the corner]
Eliphas: [Sitting down, hands on head, already embarrassed beyond belief of what is transpiring in front
Of him]
[Whispering] In the first fucking minute… FIRST-first fucking minute…
MTHERULERMAN: STUP STARIN
Eliphas: Alright. [Claps hands together] Ignore him, let's get to business.
So, you all obviously got the memo, so we don't need to worry about explaining what we're going to do, we just have to talk about how we're going to do it. We all have our fleets, however small. The Imperium doesn't know about this area. I have no other reports of other races anywhere near this system or even neighboring systems. So, it's simple; we'll split up who will conquer what system, regroup, rinse and repeat. Once this area is under control, we'll capture this planet. And let's not lie to ourselves; we'll all be fighting each other for these territories afterward. Until then, though, we'll have a much easier time gaining control through our combined might.
Krannon: So, in that case, how are we gonna split this up?
Skarrgutt: Yea, an' ya betta not jip us fer territory just 'coz yer leadin' dis crusade. 'Coz da second ya do, we'll be fightin' sooner den ya fink.
MTHERULERMAN: [slowly, awkwardly moves back to his seat.]
[Morgus motions to MTHERULERMAN to give the bottle back.]
[MTHERULERMAN throws the bottle across the table]
[Morgus catches, just barely, and gives MTHERULERMAN a thumbs up]
[Eliphas just gives them both a glare]
Eliphas: Oh, don't worry, Ork. There are plenty of fairly tough planets that your boys will find fun. I also heard that remnants of an old Hive Fleet are in a few systems, if MTHERULERMAN's Dark Angel associate is correct.
Krannon: Okay, hold the fuck up. Dark Angels? I thought you said that the system was outside of Imperial knowledge. I lost many good men to Dark Angels, so why should I trust that idiot-
MTHERULERMAN: DOANT TREET MEE LIEK A FOOL
[Smashes hands on table rhythmically]
OIM DA KING OFF KILLING
OIM DA KING OFF KILL-
Eliphas: [Smacks MTHERULERMAN on the back of the head]
Anyways, that's because-
MTHERULERMAN: [Punches Eliphas in the back of the head]
Eliphas: ACK- [rubs back of head]
I'll deal with you later.
So, that's because these Dark angels are separated from the Imperium even further than the rest of the Dark Angels. On top of that, it's lead by only a couple Command Squads. As long as we don't attack them until we've conquered neighboring systems, we'll be perfectly fine.
Skarrgutt: Ah, yer all just a buncha puny 'umies. As long as Oi get ta fight sum Tyranids, Oi'm good.
Eliphas: Good, in that case, we'll just send you you're designated systems, maybe negotiate if you wish, and other than that you can be on your way.
Skarrgutt: Nah, Oi'll deal wiv dat later. Fer now, Oi'm a little en'ertained by yer crew.
Eliphas: Alright, fine.
Krannon, you'll conquer systems closer to this one, so that if these Dark Angels do find out about our crusade, you'll be able to be the first to fight them, the first to let us know, and get your first chance at revenge.
Krannon: That last part's all you needed to tell me. I'm in.
Eliphas: Good, we'll send you your coordinates, and you'll be on your way.
Well, that actually wraps it up for your parts of the plan. For your cooperation, we've prepared a grand feast for you and your finest men- no more than that though, please? Gluttonicous tends to cook up some of our cultists if there's not enough food for everyone.
Gluttonicous: Hey, I just want to make sure everyone gets fed! Cultists make a fine stew, you know.
Eliphas: They also make good fighters, and we need them more!
Okay, Krannon, Skarrgutt, you're free to leave.
[They exit, talking to each other about various things, trying to get to know each other whilst they can]
Eliphas: Alright, we have four Chaos Lords here, so I say we split up.
Morgus, MTHERULERMAN, you two are working together.
[The two nod at each other]
MTHERULERMAN, since you're so close combat ready, you're pairing up with some Khornate Berzerkers in a Land Raider.
[MTHERULERMAN squees]
Careful, though. If we do ever end up fighting Dark Angels, your Land Raider will be in trouble. They have a Vindicare assassin, which whill blow up the Land Raider if you're not too careful.
MTHERULERMAN: OI KILLD HELL
OI KAN TAEK A PUSSY WIFF A GUN
Eliphas: I wouldn't call him a puss-
MTHERULERMAN: PUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
Eliphas: Alright, whatever, just be careful.
Morgus, I don't need to tell you what to do. Get your bikers, send them to rot away your enemies before they get a chance to attack.
Morgus: And my Plague Buddies will take care of any important things?
Eliphas: Exactly.
Gluttonicous, you're coming with me. Your powers could assist a group of Noise Marines in my personal warband.
Gluttonicous: One condition.
Eliphas: [Stands up, looks directly down upon Gluttonicous] You're not in any position to demand anything from me.
Gluttonicous [oblivious to Eliphas' words]
Can I cook anything I kill?
Eliphas: Oh. [backs off] Well, sure. Just keep in mind that some species might be poisonous.
Gluttonicous: Why, yes! Of course!
[Crosses Tyranid meat off list]
Eliphas: Alright. Let's all head down to the mess hall, and then Morgus and MTHERULERMAN can go to their flagship.
MTHERULERMAN: BUTT WE DOANT HAFF A FAGSHIP
Eliphas: Oh my, have I spoiled the surprise?
MTHERULERMAN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [runs in circles, jumping up and down]
Morgus: HOLY SHIT, MAN, FUCKING, THANK YOU! OMFG [grabs MTHERULERMAN's hands and they jump up and down]
Eliphas: Just don't fuck anything up, you two.
[They all exit]
[End Transmission]
[The purpose of this meeting is for an assault on neighboring systems of Sol, conquering all planets for Chaos (and one WAAAGH!!!) to prevent this unknown planet from spreading throughout the Galaxy. This was part of a Crusade by the dreaded Eliphas the Inheritor, who claims to be the conqueror of Kronus. Regardless of whether or not that's true, the Gods of the Warp still smile brightly upon him for his many massacres on the planet before he left.
He is joined by some of his own Warband: Gluttonicous, A powerful Slaaneshi Sorcerer and the Warband's Chef. He has not seen many battles, and has died several times, only being resurrected to keep Eliphas' crew fed; MTHERULERMAN, who was part of an experimental era of pre-Imperial, pre-genetically enhanced Space Marines under a private branch of the Military which he calls the UAC. His own explanation as to how he became the Chaos Space Marine is faulty and most likely false, as he seems to be permanently brain-damaged from taking too many combat-stimulants; And Morgus, who has just joined Eliphas' crew since most of his Warband split up after a run-in with Dark Angels. He is fat. Like, REALLY fat.
They are also joined by Krannon the Relentless, Head of the Legion known as the Crimson Slaughter. He is here to see if causing an entire planet of people to turn to Chaos will finally end the voices in his and his legion's heads. Also joining them is Warboss Skarrgutt, a Warboss that takes pride in the toughness of his Boyz, and brags about how he and his Nobz took down a Tyranid Trygon Prime. It has become a Big Fish story, as it gets grander and grander each time, and the actual feat is most likely minor when looking at the odds.
They are all meeting on Eliphas' flagship, which will be the flagship of this invasion.
The Meeting begins]
Eliphas: So, we all know why we're here, so let's get down to buis-
MTHERULERMAN: *PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST* ELIPHAAAAAAAAAAAAS
I HAFF TOO PESS
BADD
Eliphas: [Even through the Inheritor's helmet, it was clear Eliphas was annoyed]
[Sighs]
[…] Didn't you go before the meeting started?
MTHERULERMAN: OI TRAID
BUTT DEN A SLAANESHI FOGGAT LOOKD AT MEE
SOA OI KILLD HIM
ANN OI FOARGOT TOO GOA
Gluttonicous: [sits there, possibly a little offended]
Morgus: Oh! It's okay, man!
[Pulls out a plastic bottle with a little bit of torn paper on the sides. There is a fair amount of Yellow liquid inside]
Gluttonicous: [quickly backs away]
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!
Krannon: [Laughing like a small child]
Skarrgutt: [gives a confused look]
Eliphas: MORGUS, YOU IMPUDENT FUCK!
Skarrgutt: Wot; do ya 'umies usually go in a bottle?
Morgus: Well, no, but I'm usually on the road, so…
MTHERULERMAN: [At this point, MTHERULERMAN is already running on the table toward Morgus]
GIMME DAT
[Grabs the bottle, jumps over Morgus, and runs toward the corner]
Eliphas: [Sitting down, hands on head, already embarrassed beyond belief of what is transpiring in front
Of him]
[Whispering] In the first fucking minute… FIRST-first fucking minute…
MTHERULERMAN: STUP STARIN
Eliphas: Alright. [Claps hands together] Ignore him, let's get to business.
So, you all obviously got the memo, so we don't need to worry about explaining what we're going to do, we just have to talk about how we're going to do it. We all have our fleets, however small. The Imperium doesn't know about this area. I have no other reports of other races anywhere near this system or even neighboring systems. So, it's simple; we'll split up who will conquer what system, regroup, rinse and repeat. Once this area is under control, we'll capture this planet. And let's not lie to ourselves; we'll all be fighting each other for these territories afterward. Until then, though, we'll have a much easier time gaining control through our combined might.
Krannon: So, in that case, how are we gonna split this up?
Skarrgutt: Yea, an' ya betta not jip us fer territory just 'coz yer leadin' dis crusade. 'Coz da second ya do, we'll be fightin' sooner den ya fink.
MTHERULERMAN: [slowly, awkwardly moves back to his seat.]
[Morgus motions to MTHERULERMAN to give the bottle back.]
[MTHERULERMAN throws the bottle across the table]
[Morgus catches, just barely, and gives MTHERULERMAN a thumbs up]
[Eliphas just gives them both a glare]
Eliphas: Oh, don't worry, Ork. There are plenty of fairly tough planets that your boys will find fun. I also heard that remnants of an old Hive Fleet are in a few systems, if MTHERULERMAN's Dark Angel associate is correct.
Krannon: Okay, hold the fuck up. Dark Angels? I thought you said that the system was outside of Imperial knowledge. I lost many good men to Dark Angels, so why should I trust that idiot-
MTHERULERMAN: DOANT TREET MEE LIEK A FOOL
[Smashes hands on table rhythmically]
OIM DA KING OFF KILLING
OIM DA KING OFF KILL-
Eliphas: [Smacks MTHERULERMAN on the back of the head]
Anyways, that's because-
MTHERULERMAN: [Punches Eliphas in the back of the head]
Eliphas: ACK- [rubs back of head]
I'll deal with you later.
So, that's because these Dark angels are separated from the Imperium even further than the rest of the Dark Angels. On top of that, it's lead by only a couple Command Squads. As long as we don't attack them until we've conquered neighboring systems, we'll be perfectly fine.
Skarrgutt: Ah, yer all just a buncha puny 'umies. As long as Oi get ta fight sum Tyranids, Oi'm good.
Eliphas: Good, in that case, we'll just send you you're designated systems, maybe negotiate if you wish, and other than that you can be on your way.
Skarrgutt: Nah, Oi'll deal wiv dat later. Fer now, Oi'm a little en'ertained by yer crew.
Eliphas: Alright, fine.
Krannon, you'll conquer systems closer to this one, so that if these Dark Angels do find out about our crusade, you'll be able to be the first to fight them, the first to let us know, and get your first chance at revenge.
Krannon: That last part's all you needed to tell me. I'm in.
Eliphas: Good, we'll send you your coordinates, and you'll be on your way.
Well, that actually wraps it up for your parts of the plan. For your cooperation, we've prepared a grand feast for you and your finest men- no more than that though, please? Gluttonicous tends to cook up some of our cultists if there's not enough food for everyone.
Gluttonicous: Hey, I just want to make sure everyone gets fed! Cultists make a fine stew, you know.
Eliphas: They also make good fighters, and we need them more!
Okay, Krannon, Skarrgutt, you're free to leave.
[They exit, talking to each other about various things, trying to get to know each other whilst they can]
Eliphas: Alright, we have four Chaos Lords here, so I say we split up.
Morgus, MTHERULERMAN, you two are working together.
[The two nod at each other]
MTHERULERMAN, since you're so close combat ready, you're pairing up with some Khornate Berzerkers in a Land Raider.
[MTHERULERMAN squees]
Careful, though. If we do ever end up fighting Dark Angels, your Land Raider will be in trouble. They have a Vindicare assassin, which whill blow up the Land Raider if you're not too careful.
MTHERULERMAN: OI KILLD HELL
OI KAN TAEK A PUSSY WIFF A GUN
Eliphas: I wouldn't call him a puss-
MTHERULERMAN: PUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
Eliphas: Alright, whatever, just be careful.
Morgus, I don't need to tell you what to do. Get your bikers, send them to rot away your enemies before they get a chance to attack.
Morgus: And my Plague Buddies will take care of any important things?
Eliphas: Exactly.
Gluttonicous, you're coming with me. Your powers could assist a group of Noise Marines in my personal warband.
Gluttonicous: One condition.
Eliphas: [Stands up, looks directly down upon Gluttonicous] You're not in any position to demand anything from me.
Gluttonicous [oblivious to Eliphas' words]
Can I cook anything I kill?
Eliphas: Oh. [backs off] Well, sure. Just keep in mind that some species might be poisonous.
Gluttonicous: Why, yes! Of course!
[Crosses Tyranid meat off list]
Eliphas: Alright. Let's all head down to the mess hall, and then Morgus and MTHERULERMAN can go to their flagship.
MTHERULERMAN: BUTT WE DOANT HAFF A FAGSHIP
Eliphas: Oh my, have I spoiled the surprise?
MTHERULERMAN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [runs in circles, jumping up and down]
Morgus: HOLY SHIT, MAN, FUCKING, THANK YOU! OMFG [grabs MTHERULERMAN's hands and they jump up and down]
Eliphas: Just don't fuck anything up, you two.
[They all exit]
[End Transmission]
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MAY 4TH
2 min read
ITZ MAY DA 4TH
YA KNOA WOT DAT MEENZ
ITZ SUMFINK FULL OFF ADVENTUR
FUN
ANN MEMORABILITIE
ANEEBODEE WHOOZ ANEEBODEE HAZ DONN IT
ITZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
DAEMON GIRL APPRECIATION DAE
DASS ROIGHT
ANN STAR WARS DAY
CHEKOUT DAT SAEL ON STEEM BOUT DA STAR WARS GAEMZ
ITZ KOOL
BUT
DAEMON GIRL APPRECIATION DAE
IZ A DAE WEAR YOO KILL A BUNCHA SATAN DEMONZ
ANN FUQ A LOTTA SLAANESH DAEMONZ
(FOAR DOZ DAT HOO DOANT KNOA
SATAN DEMONZ ARR SATAN DEMONZ
SLAANESH DAEMONZ
ARR CHAOS DAEMONZ
OF DA CHAOS GOD SLAANESH)
SOA
OI THOT OID SELEBRAET
BAI SPREDDIN DA WURD
SOA ALL OFF YA KOOLD LOOZ YOR SOUL
ANN VIRGINITY
TOO A SWEET DAEMONETTE
GOA KRAZY
JUSST SPEND AN HOUR OAR SOA LISSENIN TOO MOOSIX ANN EETIN A LOTTA FOOD
DEN CARV DA MARK OF SLAANESH IN TO DA GROUND
ANN YOR FLESH
USUALLY THIGH
SHOVE SUMFINK UP YOR ASS
KALL UPON SLAANESH TOO SEND A DAEMONETTE TOO FUQ
DEN JAK OFF REELEE GOOD
ANN DEN SLAANESH WILL SEND A DAEMONETTE TOO FUQ
SINSS OIM A KHORNATE THO
OI WOANT BEE PARTISIPAETIN
SOA OIM GONNA SPEND DA NEXT HOUR
ANN DEN AFTER A BREAK ALL NOIGHT
DOOIN DRAWINZ
NAO GOA ANN FUQ SUMFINK
YA KNOA WOT DAT MEENZ
ITZ SUMFINK FULL OFF ADVENTUR
FUN
ANN MEMORABILITIE
ANEEBODEE WHOOZ ANEEBODEE HAZ DONN IT
ITZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
DAEMON GIRL APPRECIATION DAE
DASS ROIGHT
ANN STAR WARS DAY
CHEKOUT DAT SAEL ON STEEM BOUT DA STAR WARS GAEMZ
ITZ KOOL
BUT
DAEMON GIRL APPRECIATION DAE
IZ A DAE WEAR YOO KILL A BUNCHA SATAN DEMONZ
ANN FUQ A LOTTA SLAANESH DAEMONZ
(FOAR DOZ DAT HOO DOANT KNOA
SATAN DEMONZ ARR SATAN DEMONZ
SLAANESH DAEMONZ
ARR CHAOS DAEMONZ
OF DA CHAOS GOD SLAANESH)
SOA
OI THOT OID SELEBRAET
BAI SPREDDIN DA WURD
SOA ALL OFF YA KOOLD LOOZ YOR SOUL
ANN VIRGINITY
TOO A SWEET DAEMONETTE
GOA KRAZY
JUSST SPEND AN HOUR OAR SOA LISSENIN TOO MOOSIX ANN EETIN A LOTTA FOOD
DEN CARV DA MARK OF SLAANESH IN TO DA GROUND
ANN YOR FLESH
USUALLY THIGH
SHOVE SUMFINK UP YOR ASS
KALL UPON SLAANESH TOO SEND A DAEMONETTE TOO FUQ
DEN JAK OFF REELEE GOOD
ANN DEN SLAANESH WILL SEND A DAEMONETTE TOO FUQ
SINSS OIM A KHORNATE THO
OI WOANT BEE PARTISIPAETIN
SOA OIM GONNA SPEND DA NEXT HOUR
ANN DEN AFTER A BREAK ALL NOIGHT
DOOIN DRAWINZ
NAO GOA ANN FUQ SUMFINK
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ROMELLO1 IZ A PUSSY
3 min read
SOA
ROMELLO1
IFFN YOO NOA MEE
YOO NOA HOO HEE IZ
WELL
HEE KAEM BAK
BUTT
HEE RESPONDUD WIFF ANUTHUR KOMMENT
DEN BLOKD MEE
SOA DAT OI KOODNT RESPONND
WELL
HEERS MAI RESPONSS
FURST
HIZ KOMMENT:
-Sigh- You bitched out.That ego of yours needs some therapy.Nobody spoke to you except your drugs and ego.You callin me a liar,dude You lied the whole time when i FIRST met ya bitch ass.You never killed an entire planet.YOU ARE NOT GOD OR GALACTUS OR THOR.You ain't shit.Yu do not know me so fuck off.You don't make no terms.And also you bitched out earlier.you typed"If you fuck off I might not come for you"I typed "I'm ready and waiting or you" Then you wanna bitch out and make new stipulations and rules and shit because you scared.You are thee biggest pussy I ever met.You say if I come over you'll go "Easy" on me?BAH! lies.You are also a wannabe internet gangster.how am I embarassing myself,If you the one that bitched out.You ain't gonna kill shit.You just wasting my time.I'm done with you.Go back to beating off to your mythological horses.And if you got the balls to fight me.You know where I be.
PS.I do not care what anyone says.You are a Furry.And a Furry in denial.Khorne ain't real.it is just your imagination.You ain't worth noone's time.You need to watch that ego of yours.If you bring that shit up to the wrong person,you'll get fucked up even worse than your lies and ego.
PPS
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
Swag!
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I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
Swag!
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I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
Swag!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
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Swag!
[link]
MAI RESPONSS:
1. OI LOV FOIGHTIN WIFF YA
KOZ YOR A FUQIN IDIOT
ANN YOR STROOPIDITEE AMAEZEZ MEE
2. OI DIDUNT FOIGHT YA
KOZ DA BLOOD GOD DUZNT WANT YOR PAEPUR SKIN ON HIZ THROAN
OI TOALD YA YOO KOOD KOM TOO MEE
TOALD YOO WEAR
ANN YA DIDUNT
SOA YOR DA PUSSY
3. HAO DA FUQ AMM OI A FURRY
GIFF MEE PROOF
OI GAEV YOO PROOF YOO ARR ONE
ANN KANN YA GIFF MEE SUMFINK
OI FINK NOTT
4. RAP SUKS
ALOT
TANKS YOO ALL
ANN OI HOAP DIS IZUNT DA LASST WEE SEE OF ROMELLO DA FURST
ROMELLO1
IFFN YOO NOA MEE
YOO NOA HOO HEE IZ
WELL
HEE KAEM BAK
BUTT
HEE RESPONDUD WIFF ANUTHUR KOMMENT
DEN BLOKD MEE
SOA DAT OI KOODNT RESPONND
WELL
HEERS MAI RESPONSS
FURST
HIZ KOMMENT:
-Sigh- You bitched out.That ego of yours needs some therapy.Nobody spoke to you except your drugs and ego.You callin me a liar,dude You lied the whole time when i FIRST met ya bitch ass.You never killed an entire planet.YOU ARE NOT GOD OR GALACTUS OR THOR.You ain't shit.Yu do not know me so fuck off.You don't make no terms.And also you bitched out earlier.you typed"If you fuck off I might not come for you"I typed "I'm ready and waiting or you" Then you wanna bitch out and make new stipulations and rules and shit because you scared.You are thee biggest pussy I ever met.You say if I come over you'll go "Easy" on me?BAH! lies.You are also a wannabe internet gangster.how am I embarassing myself,If you the one that bitched out.You ain't gonna kill shit.You just wasting my time.I'm done with you.Go back to beating off to your mythological horses.And if you got the balls to fight me.You know where I be.
PS.I do not care what anyone says.You are a Furry.And a Furry in denial.Khorne ain't real.it is just your imagination.You ain't worth noone's time.You need to watch that ego of yours.If you bring that shit up to the wrong person,you'll get fucked up even worse than your lies and ego.
PPS
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
Swag!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
Swag!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
Swag!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
I'm so fresh,you can suck my nuts!
Swag!
[link]
MAI RESPONSS:
1. OI LOV FOIGHTIN WIFF YA
KOZ YOR A FUQIN IDIOT
ANN YOR STROOPIDITEE AMAEZEZ MEE
2. OI DIDUNT FOIGHT YA
KOZ DA BLOOD GOD DUZNT WANT YOR PAEPUR SKIN ON HIZ THROAN
OI TOALD YA YOO KOOD KOM TOO MEE
TOALD YOO WEAR
ANN YA DIDUNT
SOA YOR DA PUSSY
3. HAO DA FUQ AMM OI A FURRY
GIFF MEE PROOF
OI GAEV YOO PROOF YOO ARR ONE
ANN KANN YA GIFF MEE SUMFINK
OI FINK NOTT
4. RAP SUKS
ALOT
TANKS YOO ALL
ANN OI HOAP DIS IZUNT DA LASST WEE SEE OF ROMELLO DA FURST
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PROTEKTORZ STEEM + EVENT TONOIGHT
3 min read
SOOOOOOOOOOO
TOO SELEBRATE MAI RETURN
OI MAED A STEEM AKKOUNT
FOAR DA PROTEKTORZ OF DA REALM
YE
DASS ROIGHT
NAO WEE KAN HOALD EVENTZ
ANN CHAT MEETINGZ
ANN SHEET
TONOIGHT
AT AROWOOND 8 TONOIGHT (8:00 PM or whenever The little message pops up.)
WEER GUNNA HAFF A TOURNAMENT
OF KHORNATE PROPORTIONZ
ON TF2
FOAR DOZ DAT KAN JOIN
(ITZ FREE TO PLAY SO MOAST OF YOO ARR FEIN)
SINSS DIS IZ A LITTUL MOAR DETAILED
OILL LET ELIPHAS DA INHERITOR XPLAIN
ELIPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
GET YOR FATASS IN HEER
*eh hem*
Yes, as my... Acquaintance was saying, This tournament will be a Khornate tournament. It's mostly a test to see how certain group aspects work, but it will still be a good old time. There are a few rules, though:
-All Demoknight. Any Melee, Any Shield, Ali Baba's Wee Bootie's. If you don't have the latter (or any of the three) you can borrow swords from MTHERULERMAN, the splendid screen from him too (only one though), and you don't need to worry about the Booties as long as you fight honourably and don't use the grenade launcher or Loch-N'-Load (or any grenade launcher We're aware of)
-One on One fights. As this is a tournament, it will be singles duels. The two fighters may have the option of betting weapons and other items for the winner.
-Spectators. For all who aren't taking part of the duel, you will be requested to join spectators until it is your turn. All spectators may chat without penalty, and may also bet items of anykind on the match.
Fight rules
-As a reminder, full demoknight, Sword shield and booties if you have them.
-One on One duels
-Best 2 out of 3 wins. The loser may call One, and only one, 3 out of 5 if he wishes (AKA all the matches are probably going to be 3 out of 5)
Anyways, any other rules We may have forgotten will be explained by MTHERULERMAN in game.
TANKS ELIPHAS
ANEEWAEZ
IFFN YOR A PROTEKTOR
ANN YOO HAFFNT BIN INVIETD TOO DA GROOP YETT
OAR ARR NOT FRENZ WIFF ME ON STEEM YET\
SEND ME A NOAT
WIFF YOUR STEEM AKKOUNT
AND AN INVIET ON STEEM
SOA DAT WE KAN ADD YOO
WELP
UNTIL TONOIGHT MAI FELLOW PROTEKTORZ
TOO SELEBRATE MAI RETURN
OI MAED A STEEM AKKOUNT
FOAR DA PROTEKTORZ OF DA REALM
YE
DASS ROIGHT
NAO WEE KAN HOALD EVENTZ
ANN CHAT MEETINGZ
ANN SHEET
TONOIGHT
AT AROWOOND 8 TONOIGHT (8:00 PM or whenever The little message pops up.)
WEER GUNNA HAFF A TOURNAMENT
OF KHORNATE PROPORTIONZ
ON TF2
FOAR DOZ DAT KAN JOIN
(ITZ FREE TO PLAY SO MOAST OF YOO ARR FEIN)
SINSS DIS IZ A LITTUL MOAR DETAILED
OILL LET ELIPHAS DA INHERITOR XPLAIN
ELIPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
GET YOR FATASS IN HEER
*eh hem*
Yes, as my... Acquaintance was saying, This tournament will be a Khornate tournament. It's mostly a test to see how certain group aspects work, but it will still be a good old time. There are a few rules, though:
-All Demoknight. Any Melee, Any Shield, Ali Baba's Wee Bootie's. If you don't have the latter (or any of the three) you can borrow swords from MTHERULERMAN, the splendid screen from him too (only one though), and you don't need to worry about the Booties as long as you fight honourably and don't use the grenade launcher or Loch-N'-Load (or any grenade launcher We're aware of)
-One on One fights. As this is a tournament, it will be singles duels. The two fighters may have the option of betting weapons and other items for the winner.
-Spectators. For all who aren't taking part of the duel, you will be requested to join spectators until it is your turn. All spectators may chat without penalty, and may also bet items of anykind on the match.
Fight rules
-As a reminder, full demoknight, Sword shield and booties if you have them.
-One on One duels
-Best 2 out of 3 wins. The loser may call One, and only one, 3 out of 5 if he wishes (AKA all the matches are probably going to be 3 out of 5)
Anyways, any other rules We may have forgotten will be explained by MTHERULERMAN in game.
TANKS ELIPHAS
ANEEWAEZ
IFFN YOR A PROTEKTOR
ANN YOO HAFFNT BIN INVIETD TOO DA GROOP YETT
OAR ARR NOT FRENZ WIFF ME ON STEEM YET\
SEND ME A NOAT
WIFF YOUR STEEM AKKOUNT
AND AN INVIET ON STEEM
SOA DAT WE KAN ADD YOO
WELP
UNTIL TONOIGHT MAI FELLOW PROTEKTORZ
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DASS ROIGHT
YOO KANT KEEP MEE DAON
OIM BAK BEATCHES
ANN OI WILL NEVUR FUQIN LEEV
OI HAFF FOWOOND DA SEKRET OFF IMMORTALITY
OI AM STILL KHORNATE
BUTT
IN MAI TEMPORARY BANISHMENT INTO DA WARP
OI HAFF FOQOOND NU LITE
IN ALL OF DA CHAOS GODZ
OI AM STILL DA KILLIEST
BUTT OI HAFF FOWOOND AN IRON WILL ANN TUFFNESS FRUM NURGLE
OI KAN MOOV FASSTUR WIFF DA AIDS OFF SLAANESH
ANN A NU IMMORTALITY WIFF TZEENTCH
WOT IZ DIS IMMORTALITY
WELL
ITZ NOTT LIEK MAI ODER IMMORTALITY
WER OILL LIVE FOAREVUR
BUTT
OI KAN CHAENG MAI IDENTITY ON A WILL
SOA
IFFN OI DIE
OANLE THOS TROO TOO DA PROTEKTORZ WILL NO HOO OI AM
ANN
AZ SUCH
OI WILL BEE KALLING A KOMPETISCHUN
TOO SEE HOO WILL BEKOM AN ADMIN IN DA PROTEKTORZ
KEEPIN DA KILLING ALIEV
WONSS DIS AKKOUNT IZ DUNN FOAR
ANN OI HAFF TOO MAEK A MASSK
BUTT
AZ LUNG AZ OI LIFF
OI WILL KEEP DA BLOOD ON
ANN
IFFN YA NO WON FING BOUT MEE
ITZ DAT OI NEVUR STOP
NEVUR
FUQIN
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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