CHOZEN PROTEKTORZ

ALLROIGHT
AZ SUM OFF YOO MAE NO
OIV BIN WURKIN ONA SOUPRAISE FOAR YOO ALL
ANN NAO ITZ HEER

DA GODZ OF CHAOS HAFF LOOKD WELL UPON MEE
ANN ARR PROUD OFF NOT OANLEE WOT OIV DUNN
BUTT WOT ALL OF USS PROTEKTORZ HAFF DUNN

WEE APEASE KHORNE BAI KILLIN DA SPIRITZ OFF RETOORDZ LIEK ROMELLO DA FIRST
WEE APEES SLAANESH KOZ WEE ALL ENJOI ITT
WEE APEES NURGLE KOZ WEER SLOALEE DEKAYIN DA FABRIK OF REETORRDZ ON DEEVYUN ARRT
ANN WEE APEES TZEENTCH KOZ OFF OWOOR SOOPERYOR INTELLIJUNSS

ASS SUCH
WEE ARR NAO CHOSEN OFF DA GODZ
REPRESENTUD BAI DEEZ CHOZEN CHAOS SPEHSS MEHREN MODELZ
ANN NAO
OI HAFF KWESCHUNZ FOAR YA

FURST OFF ALL
FOAR ALL PROTEKTORZ
FOAR YOR MODEL
YOO ALLREDDY HAFF CERTAIN WEPONZ ON DA MODEL
SOA DOZ ARR PREDETERMIND
SADLY
THO OI KAN PROXY SUM FINGZWICH OILL X-PLAIN WOT
ANN LET MEE NO IFFN YA REELEE DOANT LIEK DA WEPONZ
IN WICH KAESS OI KAN PROXY DEM AZ SUMFINK ELSS

BASE STATS
(IFFN YA DOANT NO BOUT WARHAMMER
OIM AFREHD YOR GUNNA BEE A BIT IN DA DARK HEER
SRRY)
WS4 BS4 S4 T4 W1 I4 A2 LD9(10) SV3+
FOAR BOATH REGULAR MEHRENZ ANN CHAMPION

WHOLE UNIT:
BASE WEPONZ:
BOLTGUN (STRENGTH 4 AP 5, 24" RANGE, RAPIDFIRE)
BOLTPISTOL (STRENGTH 4 AP 5, 12" RANGE, +1 ATTACK)
CLOSE COMBAT WEPON
VETERANS OF THE LONG WAR
(HATRED: SPACE MARINES
+1 LD)

MTHERULERMAN:
CHOSEN CHAMPION
MARK OF KHORNE
POWER MAUL: +2 STRENGTH, AP4, CONCUSSIVE
PLASMA GUN: STRENGTH 7 AP 2, RAPID FIRE (REPLACES BOLTGUN)

OPEN SLOT:
PLASMA GUN
BASE WEPONZ FOAR EVUREEFING ELSS

ZORRIOX:
PAIR OF LIGHTING CLAWS
(REPLACES ALL BASE WEPONZ)

RUKONEX:
POWER FIST: X2 STRENGTH, UNWIELDY (I1) (REPLACES CLOSE COMBAT WEPON)

WISEAU:
POWER AXE: +2 STRENGTH, AP3, UNWIELDY (REPLACES CLOSE COMBAT WEPON)

ANN DASS JUSS BASE
JUSS KOMMENT
"OI
OI DOANT LIEK DAT
GIFF ME MOAR/LESS/SUMFINK ELSS"
ANN IFFN YA DOANT NO WARHAMMER
OILL HELP YA

BUTT
FURST FINGZ FURST
OPEN SLOT
X-KLUDING THOAZ ALREDDY WIFF MODELZ
DER ARR TOO PROTEKTORZ LEFT
ANN OANLEE WON MODEL UNTIL OI GET MOAR
WICH KOOLD BEE A WAILE


SOA
OI DEKLAER A FRENDLY KOMPETITION
BETWEEN
ANN
IFFN YA HELP WIFF ANEE KURRENT BATTULZ
(PARABITE
OAR A POSSIBUL TRIKERY OF TZEENTCH ON ROMELLO1)
DEN YOO WILL ERN DA MODEL
ANN YOR PAINT

RUKONEX MIGHT HAFF ERND DA MODEL
BUTT
HEE HAZ NOTT ERND HIZ PAINT
SOA HEE MUSS ALSSOA HELP WIFF DA PREMENSCHUND BATTULZ
TOO ERN HIZ PAINT

ZORRIOX ANN WISEAU HAFF ERND DER MODELZ ANN DER PAINT
JUSS GIFF MEE SUM KOLOR SKEEM YOO WUNT
ANN OI WILL PAINT ITT
OANLEE X-SEPCHUNZ:
ABSOLUTLEE NOA IMPERIAL KOLOR SKEEMZ
NON
NOTT EVUN DA POSSIBUL CHAOS DARK ANGELS OI SAW IN DA 5TH EDITION CODEX
JUSS KOZ FUQ DARK ANGELZ
ANN FUQ YOO ZORRIOX
ANN OI MEEN DA IN DA FRENDLEEST OFF WAEZ

ALL PROTEKTORZ WILL ERN DER MODELZ
ANN OI WILL EVENTUSALLY BUY DEM
FOAR ALL FYOOTCHUR MEMBURZ
ANN PAINT
ANN SHEET

SOA
LEEF A KOMMENT
PLZ
ITTULL MAEK MEE HAPPEH
ANN YOO HAPPEH
SOA
PLZ DOO EET